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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,' This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes 25 cents and leaves. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. 'Hey, son, May I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?' The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's

  tagged by  !5aimawiyah (https://www.deviantart.com/5aimawiyah) and :iconDaDooDa: So here are the rules: 1. Post these rules. 2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves. 2. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts. 4. At the end of the post, 8 or more persons are tagged and named. 5. Go to their page and leave them a comment telling them they're tagged. 1 (https://www.deviantart.com/1)@ i luv kids (girlz) :phae: 2 (https://www.deviantart.com/2)@ i luv playing ps2 (winning 11 - 2008) :XD: 3 (https://www.deviantart.com/3)@ i luv all type of coffee (Coffee addicter) :coffeemachine: but am trying to quit :no: 4 (https://www.deviantart.com/4)@ i luv watching movies every night (show cinema) :teevee: 5 (https://www.deviantart.com/5)@ i luv playing special game with my daughters (ba6aa7) :ju

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Boss" 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feeling better? HAVE A NICE DAY